Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Stupid, fu#king NFL

Will Smith, Charles Grant and Deuce McAllister have been suspended for the remainder of the season for taking this.

If they were placing their careers in the hands of this stuff, I think they deserve to be suspended. I wouldn't trust any of the claims made by this product for any reason. Drink coffee mixed with cranberry juice or re-watch the end of Hoosiers if you want to piss a lot. According to my quick calculations from information found online, Deuce will lose $1.7 million, Charles $1.04 million and Will about $750k as a result of their urine analyses. Tom Benson will get to turn about $3 million from red to black and the team of Loomis/Peyton will get an excuse for not making the playoffs, ensuring an early start to talks of what free agents we aren't going to go after this off-season and whether Shockey is a boost or bane for this team.

Get ready for some boring listening and reading material Saints fans. If it weren't official already, it is now. I've ebayed the remainder of my Saints tickets and am concentrating on the contending sports team that plays their games in this town.